Since I'm now 3dp3dt (this is infertility speak for 3 days past a 3 day transfer, or in fertile terms, means about 6 days past ovulation), and analyzing things...I had to google the small brown egg thing. It's just too odd not to. Now I wish I hadn't. What did google come up with when searching "small brown human female egg oocyte" (gotta cover all bases):
2) brown recluse spider
I'm clearly not a cockroach (Kafka? Huh?), nor a brown recluse spider, apparently, I am a mutant.
It just keeps getting better, doesn't it!?